August 2012
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all the secretaries at my school are so mother fuggin rude i asked to rent a calculator and they were all WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED IT and like excuse the fuck out of me for being a poor peasant in the town of bedford dang
chillfratbro:
Beer Me™
Anonymous asked: i miss u :(
i wish i wasnt so fugly at prom but thats life sometimes
cybergay:
my rooms a wreck but then again so is my life
pyrex-vision:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
incognegroo:
Spongebob really taught me u can’t trust niggas cus the nigga said there was no pickles but he had that shit under his damn tongue
Cosmo sex tip #263
cosmo-sex-tips:
After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.”
1innea:
now when I feel fat I get sad and just want to eat more
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WHATS WRONG WITH ME LATELY I AM WORSE THAN EVER
annawintour:
aside from kim kardashian i am the ugliest crier
some one take me to get the never ending pasta bowl at olive garden i will not disappoint the og is going down
if i was a rich girl nanananana na na na
puppyluver43:
i want to give mom a polygraph test to get her to admit i’m her favorite child
everets:
The term “white-hot” comes from the scientific fact that white people are the most beautiful
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h0llo:
zack is so pretty
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remember when i was hitting on that 12 year old bus boy at pizza barn
chubbychu:
I’m not single because no one likes me I’m single cause none of the boys at school are punk rock enough
orlandobloomers:
when i was 8 i went to the bronx zoo and i saw two giraffes having sex and it changed me as a person
