May 2012
anrdew:
I’m the Khloé Kardashian of my family
dietchola:
i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
ifyoucarryonthisway:
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
ejacutastic:
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
omfg
annawintour:
i want to be the first contestant to die on america’s next top model
ejacutastic:
hispanic men are so attractive jfc
bucklesup:
i literally googled “black people flying” and there were
black people flying
annawintour:
i’m naming my daughter fergalicious
h0odrich:
when you’re friends with me you’re always the ugly friend sorry
3 tags
windows98:
what the fuck is 7 divided by 5
is that even real
