tomahok: honey your “boyfriend” is gay
i don’t care who you are where you’re from what you did as long as you love me
every time someone tries to talk in a boston accent four children in africa die
gayporta: i’m sick of being alone all the time but whenever i’m with people i get sick of being with people
annefranksgasmask: what the heck am i drunk or something i remember laying in bed now all of the sudden im eating a bagel im so confused what is going on im not even hungry why did i make a bagel
deliciouscunt: MIX YO MILK WITH MY COCO PUFFS MILKY MILKY COCO MIX YOUR MILK WITH MY COCO PUFFS MILKY MILKY RIGHT
dylanzarate: let’s have sex and by sex i mean you feed me and tell me how cute i am
ja'mie king: oh my god public schools are so random!!
eating my feelings
sad story 1/27/12 i came home with my makeup all down my face and my mom asked what was wrong and i said i choked on water because i couldn’t fess up to putting fix you on repeat and crying until i couldn’t see the road and then pulling over for two songs and crying and then continuing to drive with silent tears running down my face because god damn that song is the saddest thing...
klaw7: why do i have to exist? to bring me to prom
me and my sister used to call this lesbian lezzy mcguire and that was really hilarious of us
coagulates: i love people that poop
bewuga: i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
tontita: i painted my nails black like my soul