December 2011
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i just want to be skinny really
lindsay-blowhan:
i am no longer bleach blond, this is the point where my life begins to end
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derpes:
my mom told us not to eat the mini powdered donuts until morning but i said frick u to her and when she wasn’t looking i put a whole one in my mouth so i wouldn’t get powder anywhere and i started choking on it and i wound up coughing powder and now there’s donut crumbs everywhere and i’m coughing and the moral of the story is don’t do things you’re not supposed to do because santa’s...
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boybunnie:
MY DAD THINKS IM PRETTY THANKS DAD:)
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“I’m tired”
“Hi tired, I’m Jim”
Anonymous asked: Well, if she ever took mirror pics of herself in an elf hat...
Anonymous asked: You look like annie lawson
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ltalian:
god i love coldplay
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
Anonymous asked: Aaand answer questions wicked fast apparently
Anonymous asked: Wow you actually are a hipster
“How do I stop getting hard dick whenever I hold my girlfriend?”
– Yahoo Answers (via arrbok)
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surfscum replied to your photo: i mean my hair looks really blonde but what the…
michaela who are you this doesnt even look like you michaela are you there hello michaela???????
ok hi its me reese witherspoon hello
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my cat pooped in my trash can and i guess i really can’t be mad since she was sanitary about it
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not having friends made my grades go way up
