I can’t breathe look at my face and my shorts and my face and my stomach and my face hahagahahaga help I can’t stop laughing I’m crying omg

Enjoy this pic of fat me

Enjoy this pic of fat me

I’m skipping class tomorrow to go to the gym I love myself

Think of how proud these people are of themselves

Think of how proud these people are of themselves

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I just woke up hugging my anatomy textbook I need a new life

givemeinternet:

Saw a guy protesting winter

givemeinternet:

Saw a guy protesting winter

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jetgreguar:

fuck school 

jetgreguar:

fuck school 

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i need a glass of wine or 3 

mamzelleprouvaire:

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

absolute queen of everything

(Source: lejazzhot, via tylercat)

im trying to lose 10 so im eating gelato

taco-bell-rey:

People list what shocked them about coming to America. Just some of the most interesting one (source)

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